9:30am    I should eat yogurt — instead I finish the fat free ice cream.

9:31am    Hmmm.  I feel like blogging.  I can blog and eat ice cream at the same time.

9:33am    Chocolate sauce everywhere on my shirt, my chin, and on my knee.

9:33 1/2 am     Can I lick my own knee?  Should I try?  Nah.

9:34am     Keep working, my hands and keyboard are clean.

9:36am    Wash down the chocolate and early morning sugar rush with what else — diet coke.

9:37am    Sweet caffeine rush.  Ponies.  Rainbows.   Sunshine.

9:39am    Re-arrange my chocolate dipped body to work on my computer.

9:41am    Kick over can of diet coke

9:42am    Shock and an audible girly type squeal

9:43am    Paranoia

9:44am    Frozen in fear.  Unable to move.  Chocolate, Sugar, Soda,  Messy,  Scary. . . . .AAAAAAHHHHHH!

9:45am    Get a towel.  Wipe up the Mess.  Hose myself Down.

9:47am    Hmmm.  I want potato chips.